Stalkers and Free Stuff

I found a lovely site today entitled "Psychotic Letters From Men". It is extremely entertaining and no less than those publicly exposed deserve, although what they need, in my opinion, is extensive therapy. Here is an excerpt from the first entry:

"Annie quickly prepared for "the talk." Couch pillows were fluffed as lines were rehearsed, and Annie called Robert into the living room to inform him that he was no longer welcome at her home, and would have to leave first thing in the morning.

Robert reacted by vomiting on her couch, which pretty much negated the purpose of her earlier pillow-fluffing.

Fresh out of vomit, Robert began to cry, and continued crying throughout the entire night. Sobbing, actually. Annie couldn't believe what she saw. "His reaction to the end of a relationship that had been at the most two months long and mostly phone-based made me tell him to nut the fuck up and get over it," Annie says."

On this same site I found this sick marriage contract linked. If someone handed me this I would kick him or her in the balls for every time it stated to "initial here".

Amusingly, on Freecyle seven Trojan condoms were listed as "TAKEN".

I just realized that some people here may not know what Freecycle is. It's basically a trading community where you give away things you no longer have use for. Here is the official description:

"Welcome! The Freecycle Network™ is made up of 4,735 groups with 6,684,000 members across the globe. It's a grassroots and entirely nonprofit movement of people who are giving (& getting) stuff for free in their own towns. It's all about reuse and keeping good stuff out of landfills. Each local group is moderated by a local volunteer (them's good people). Membership is free. To sign up, find your community by entering it into the search box above or by clicking on “Browse Groups” above the search box. Have fun! "

Usually, at least in San Diego, the things listed are much better quality than condoms. For example, a portable dishwasher was offered today.