These People Should not Have Spouses

"I ran across this site a few nights ago called My Fat Spouse. It masks itself as a sort of support group for people who have spouses who have gained a lot of weight and gives them advice on how they should go about ‘helping’ their significant other lose a few pounds. Here are a few pearls of wisdom from the site:

2. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.

1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.
2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.
3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities. "

Those people? They don't deserve significant others until they've either grown up or had some serious therapy.

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